PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cart